Beautifully Lying

I have spent the last three nights watching all of danisnotonfire’s videos from the start (again) and have now run out of videos.

I don’t know what to do with my life now. It’s like when you’ve watched all you can of a tv series and all you can do is WAIT PATIENTLY FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

BUT I AM NOT GOOD AT PATIENCE

that and I kinda really wanna marry Dan Howell which isn’t helping life at the moment

wlntersoldier:

HOW TO DRAW CAPTAIN AMERICA

  1. start by drawing a dorito.  this will become the shoulder-to-waist area
  2. ???
  3. freedom

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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michelleakin:

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

yes.

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"I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end."
—10-Word Story #26 (N.A.)

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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