The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
hey what do horses eat read the first letter
horses eat h?????
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Be patient with me. I won’t ever be the girl with all the right words to say. Explaining how I feel is beyond difficult and it frustrates the hell out of me. I could tell you every thought inside my head and still not say everything I want to. So be patient with me because I’ll always be patient with you. And when I’m unable to tell you with my words, I’ll show you with my actions.
Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?
DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves